What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

• Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

Or in plain English, as Ted says,

What matters is what something is, not what it is called.

And so to today's rant which has been brought about by Ted's overexposure to colleagues who seriously need to get a life outside of The Evil Empire lest they spontaneously combust due to the amount of hot air they spew out whilst towing the party line.

Anyway, I digress, so on with the rant:

People please, sales are sales. Just admit that you are following the prime directive of the Evil Empire and want to sell every customer every product available regardless of need, requirement, or advisability.

Repeat after me;

"I am an Evil Empire "salesperson" and I want to sell you everything I can."
There you are now; don't you feel better for coming clean?

These people also need to figure out that Sunday is at the very least a day of rest to be shared with family and, should you choose, with God. Salivating over statistical sales reports on the Sabbath is bad bad bad and will impair your health!
Get a life, or better yet, get a dog and go to the park or the beac h. The dog will show you how to have fun, woof woof!