I drew a gun. He drew a gun. I drew another gun. Soon we were surrounded by lovely drawings of guns.

• Chic Murray joke

Ted needs a bit of humor in his life right now as he trashed a tire yesterday and it hasn't even done 5000 miles yet. If you ask me it serves him right for going out to visit Buddy and Bella without taking me - humph, woof. He said Bella went all around the truck looking for me but I was languishing at home, unaware that Ted had gone to visit them, and so I was unable to warn Ted of the dangers of running over deer antlers. Cos I would have seen them and barked a warning!
Oh deary deary me, if you'll pardon the pun: