Hotel Clerk: No.Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
Moral: Be specific in what you ask!
That's Dr Johnson's advice to all you humans out there.
Here's a picture of me relaxing after my early Sunday morning romp with my friend Bella. I think I managed to tire her out today but even when we were lying down exhausted she still kept nuzzling my neck; don't you women ever stop? Thank goodness Ted took me home, gave me a bath, and then let me collapse in a heap on the spare couch.
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