Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

• Airplane
  

Unlike the movie from which the quote is taken, where lots of stuff was happening, not much is going on at the Evil Empire Emporium today.
Consequently the pressure is on to be proactive in obtaining sales. Let's all call around the town and see who we can tick off by offering them stuff they don't want!

Ted, on the other hand has a cunning plan, he has called one of his friendly customers and asked her to lunch. What a splendid idea; Ted gets to record a customer appointment, have pleasant company for lunch, and get out of the Evil Empire Emporium for an hour (at least) without feeling guilty. You never know, he may even get some business out if it too!