I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.

• Chic Murray joke

Something you should probably know about Ted is that when he tells me these jokes so I can type my daily blog entry he does so "in the style of Chic Murray." Now I'm a four year old dog, I'm of French lineage not Scottish, and I'd never heard of Chic Murray before Ted started telling his jokes so what would I know?
However Ted tells me that his impersonation is quite authentic and who am I to argue. The point here is that many of you folks out there in cyberspace may not understand that these "lines" are funny - and you might be right except for the delivery which makes the picture complete.
Sadly you are denied the delight of experiencing Ted in Chic Murray mode and that is either your loss or a great blessing - you decide:-)

You will have gathered that it is Friday evening again and Ted is once more in frivolous mood:-)