One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

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Friday again and Ted is in good humor because he does not need to go into the Evil Empire Emporium tomorrow.
Instead he and I will meet up with Buddy and Bella at the ball park again and have lots of fun fetching a tennis ball.
I think I've just about got Buddy and Ted trained to fetch the ball now. They have been very obstinate and difficult to train; both of them seemed to think that I should fetch their ball for them but really, if they keep hitting it to the other side of the ball park, they need to realize it is their responsibility to fetch it back!

With any luck Ted will take me to the Donut Palace again for breakfast when we finish at the park. They do yummy pigs in blankets; I like the pig bit, don't much care for the blanket bit but I'll eat anything I'm offered. Well I am a dog you know!