That dirty, double-crossin' rat!

• Blonde Crazy

Tonight Ted is speechless with fury, he is spitting mad. The right hand clearly does not know what the left hand is doing in the Evil Empire. Ted and his colleagues are expected to sell "products" but when it comes to supporting said "products" there is no sodding backup available.

If someone said to you "my company can sell you this thing, it will benefit you thus and it's best to buy it now, when offered, rather than when you desperately need it" and you accepted that offer. How would you feel if "The Company" came back the next day and said "oh, by the way since you didn't fax us your order until this morning we are not going to honor the offer" what would you think?

I'm just a dog but I would bite them and then run away - fast!

Ted is just b*****y furious.