Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from?

• The Birds

Ted was watching this 1963 Alfred Hitchcock movie on TV the other night and so found it a tad spooky when he stopped to collect the mail tonight and saw a whole bunch of birds sitting in the surrounding trees making loud squawky noises - just like in the movie!

On the other hand, he thought, maybe it's not the Evil Empire that's evil - maybe it's Ted - ha , ha, ha!
Here is where Ted came from and jolly glad to be in a warmer climate is he.
Mind you, to the eyes of a South Texas bird dog, that white stuff looks like fun to frolic in. Does anyone know what it is? What does it taste like? And can I take it home to my crate?