"Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does'."

• Forrest Gump

Well, Ted took me to the ball park at 7 this morning for what might have been my last romp with Bella. She is moving away; Buddy has tried his best to block every hole in his yard fence but she is the Houdini of Hungarian Viszlas and he is worried she will get lost while he is at work so he is trying to find her a new home with someone who can be with her all day.

Afterwards Ted took me to the Evil Empire where he had an appointment to meet one of his customers who could not come in through the week to see him. I stayed in the truck which was OK 'cos it was quite cool this morning but I'd still rather have gone inside with Ted. Anyway, the point is, Ted says he ain't doin' that again 'cos once his appointment people had left lots of other folks were waiting for the other guy who was really working Saturday but they all thought Ted should be seeing them. Oh boy did he feel guilty leaving but if he hadn't he would have missed Little Ted's first ball game and Mrs Ted would have killed him!
Hence the title.