Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby!

• Bubba Ho-tep

It's Wednesday so it must be boys night out again.
This week the Evil Empire had threatened to interfere with "the boys" after hours arrangements by having an evening "compliance" meeting which would conclude - when? Here is an interesting take on compliance for those who profess to care.
Anyway in the end it didn't happen so Ted was able to collect Little Ted from school, rush home to let me out for a pee, take Little Ted to the barber, and then collect Buddy from his home en route to Corpus Christi where they had planned their night out.
First they went to the Sprint store to collect Buddy's cellphone which had been left with the techie guys to fix a small problem; then they went to the Texas Roadhouse for a steak dinner; then Little Ted thought they were going to shoot some pool but actually that was just a joke of Buddy's and he didn't realize that Little Ted hears everything and repeats most of what he does hear. (Note to parents of small children - only say, in hearing of your children, that which you would be content to hear repeated loudly in public by said children!)