- Children of the Corn
I do not intend to imply that the children of Ted are evil in any way; keep in mind that this blog is a work of fiction, a fairy tale, a collection of random thoughts - definitely not to be taken over seriously. Besides which, I'm struggling to keep up the film quotes so cut me some slack here - I'm just a dog OK!What you see on these plates is pretty much what got fed to the waste disposer unit after the Ted children had nibbled their half ounce of nourishment each. I thought it should have ended up on my plate but alas it was not to be. I don't like corn anyway but the meat smelled yummy. I must remember to pay more attention at dinnertime and put my bid in for the leftovers. I know Mrs Ted does not like me climbing onto the chairs and helping myself from the table but maybe if I gave her my sad brown eyed look she might GIVE me the leftovers. I'll give that a try tomorrow and let you know if it works.
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