This is my house, I have to defend it

• Home Alone
  

Ted is beginning to think that the Evil Empire really is truly evil.
They want him to clock his time by the minute but then they want him to donate hours of his time to the pursuit of their profits without being on their clock. Hum! sounds a bit iffy to me, I mean to say, I'm only a dog but if I wag my tail I expect to at least get a pat on the head - fair's fair Evil Empire. Anything less would surely imply a salaried position?
Clocking your staff by the minute does not give you the right to expect them to turn up after "office hours" and not get paid!
Anyway, it's Friday, the clock has stopped, Ted is feeling happy and so to heck with the Evil Empire. Here is a pretty view of Little Bay for y'all to admire.