Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Monday morning blues, no customers in sight but the Evil Empire still looms large with its' nonsensical and overtly mean machinations.

Here we go again over the top chaps into the no mans land of high pressure selling.

I know you came in here for just one purpose but can I interest you in being harassed by another minion of the Evil Empire who will attempt to sell you more stuff you don't want but THEY want you to have it anyway?
No? Well move along I have more customers to harangue.