The Queen of the Evil Empire has performed Ted's annual appraisal. That may not be what it's called over here in Americaland but it's what Ted called it when he came home last night and told me about his day; as he does.
It seems that Ted continues to be in favor with the Queen; his winning smile and foreign charm working for him - frankly that does not sound like my Ted but you humans all have your own funny ideas about things. Anyways Ted gets a pay rise although he somewhat ungratefully commented that it wasn't enough to pay for my dog food. Not sure what the implication was there? Did I offend him; I mean to say it wasn't my fault I got him up at 2am and again at 4am to let me out for a pee. He shouldn't leave all that fresh water lying around in my bowl if he wants a good nights sleep!
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