Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

• Dr Strangelove
  

I'm a happy waggy tail young dog and Ted, for the most part, is a good natured old human so we don't understand why some folks get so easily disgruntled.
Today at Ted's place of employment, the Evil Empire Emporium, there was a queue of people waiting to be sold their unwanted "products."
So eager were these people to be duped into buying stuff they don't need and certainly don't want that one of their number started shouting the odds about being attended to out of turn.
Sadly these head bangers do not understand that people with pre set appointments mingle with the "passing trade" punters and so may legitimately be "taken out of turn."
This is, of course, an underlying problem with the EEE directive for each employee to set up 2 appointments per day - but I guess they provide health care benefits and so the odd physical assult on their minions can be tolerated.

Frankly it won't matter in a hundred years so the belligerent element amongst these customers should up their blood pressure meds and shut their mouths!