I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of 3 little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

• Casablanca
  

Well Ted tells me that the Evil Empire doesn't give a toss for anything but sales so I guess the title of this post is pretty apt. After all, as I dog nap during the afternoon TV schedule I notice that the film from which that quote is taken deals with another "Evil Empire" which didn't give a toss for life in general. Is it me, or is there a correlation here with Ted's employer?

Thank goodness for the jovial camaraderie between Buddy, Wee Jeanie, and Ted else they would all be lost in the dreadful dry desert of despair that is [drum roll]
"The Evil Empire Emporium"

Here's looking at you, kid.