I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it

• Why Me? (1990)

Oh, what the heck, I see a butterfly and I'm woofing well going to chase it!
Oops, I fell in the swimming pool - well I guess Ted will want to wash me with the garden hose since I'm covered in green algae.
As regular readers will know I, Dr Johnson the wonder dog, can climb ladders to get out of the water so it will come as no surprise to all y'all that I can get in and out of an above ground swimming pool with ease as well.
Note to Ted:
get the pool ready for summer! The kids don't want to swim in green water.
And let's not forget that I don't care what I swim in and you let me live inside the house with ya'll, woof, woof!