Dogs obey so much better than children. Don't they?

• Beethoven (1992)

Well, sometimes we do but not always, as demonstrated by todays classic behavior exhibited in Memorial Park.
I took Ted and the kids for a walk with my new friend "Miss Molly" and it was all going really well with Eddy holding Molly's leash until we encountered a strange neurotic woman around a blind bend. As soon as she saw us she started screaming "take your dogs away" as her canine companion began to bare his teeth and growl menacingly.
Spot the lunatic is what I say. Her poor dog must be so unsocialized due to his owners fear of other dogs that he cannot enjoy the company of his peers. Poor boy. Sad strange human!