Good lord. Are you going to kill me?

• The Scorpion King

Yelp, woof!
I found this little pest wandering about the kids bathroom this morning and he had the cheek to try and sting me on the nose. I went and got Ted who put the pesky thing in a jar and got rid of it!
I expect it climbed up the sink drain pipe, out onto the sink top, and then dropped to the floor where I apprehended it - woof, woof.