If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it!

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

No pictures are available to illustrate this post as Ted did not think quickly enough to take any before cleaning up the mess!

First day of the new quarter and Ted missed an early morning staff "huddle" to discuss how to sell, sell, sell with a vengeance. He was somewhere else enjoying his breakfast and keeping his hours down to the required amount for the week. The EE can't have it both ways - woof, woof.

This evening I'm afraid I did rather ruin Ted's attempt to relax with a glass of red wine. I thought he might like to throw my new gorilla squeaky toy for me so I stuck my nose up between his legs and tossed the toy into his lap. Unfortunately that tossed his glass of red wine everywhere and it looked like a scene from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre with red splotches everywhere from the carpet to the couch and from Ted's socks to his shirt. I must say he took it very well, simply saying in a calm voice to Mrs Ted "could you get me a cloth please Pet"

I kept a low profile the rest of the evening.