What you know you can't explain but you feel it.

You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world.
You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

The Matrix (1999)

Woof, woof the madness at the Evil Empire has escalated beyond the level of Ted's tolerance; he has found, hopefully, a job which better fits his talents. He will no doubt tell me all about it in due course and I'll transcribe the details here.

Wee Jeanie had a tear in her eye when Ted broke the news but not to worry, she has red shoes with which to console herself!

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