I have me under control.

• The Guardian (2006)

That's what he thinks but instead of playing with me or Miss Molly Little Ted has taken to a computer much like his mommy and sister.
Is there no one left to just cuddle with me on the floor?
The trouble with Ted is he wants me to do stuff, stuff he tells me and that gets a bit wearing after a while. At least Little Ted, when he is not on the computer, just wants my company for its' own sake, no strings attached.